When I die, cut me out in little stars

People seem to be having awesome sex lives, and I’m just like looking for a life partner to go apple picking with. What’s wrong with me?

—Mindy Lahiri, The Mindy Project
S1E12 “Hooking Up is Hard” (via betteena)

coelasquid:

I found out that if you give your tomato plant adequate water and fertilizer you run the risk of it never flowering because consistently comfortable conditions convince the plant that there is no environmental pressure to spread and reproduce.

You can literally be a helicopter tomato parent and grow a spoiled directionless manchild tomato plant.

(via claybabay)